Conclusion & Rating
Final Thoughts
Emotional Impact
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is not an easy film to watch, but that’s exactly what makes it powerful. It doesn’t rely on spectacle or plot twists — it lingers in discomfort, forcing the audience to sit with silence, pain, and uncertainty. The film captures the exhaustion of care, the fragility of mental health, and the quiet desperation of trying to stay composed when life feels unmanageable.
Mozhgan Elahi
Artistic Achievement
ronstein’s direction feels deeply intentional. Every awkward pause, every off-screen sound, and every moment of stillness adds to a larger emotional picture. The cinematography and sound design work together to create a space that feels both real and suffocating, like being trapped inside someone’s anxiety. It’s not a film that tries to impress; it simply observes, and that honesty is what makes it art.
Shelgah Murphy
Personal Reflection
Watching this film in a crowded theatre made me realize how rare it is for a movie to feel this personal. It reminded me that cinema can still be quiet, difficult, and deeply human without losing its impact. The film doesn’t give answers... it gives empathy.
Tima Miroshnichenko
Rating
It was a beautiful, haunting film thats an intimate portrait of emotional collapse. it's definitely not for everyone, but unforgettable for those willing to take the risk to watch it.
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