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Rose Byrne – Linda

Rose Byrne delivers a raw and fearless performance as Linda, a mother slowly unraveling under pressure. Her portrayal balances exhaustion, anger, and quiet despair, grounding the film’s surreal tone in something deeply human. Byrne’s ability to express collapse through silence makes her performance unforgettable.

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Conan O’Brien – Therapist

In a surprising dramatic turn, O’Brien plays Linda’s dryly humorous but emotionally detached therapist. His scenes add both levity and discomfort, reflecting the film’s tone of dark absurdity and disconnection.

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Danielle Macdonald – Caroline

Macdonald plays Linda’s reluctant confidant. Her warmth is off putting and theres something wrong that you can tell just by her acting.It contrasts Linda’s internal chaos, yet she becomes part of the film’s tension as the boundaries between empathy and pity blur.

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A$AP Rocky – James

Rocky’s role, though brief, adds a surreal edge to the film. His character functions as a reminder of the outside world, indifferent, odd, and faintly menacing.

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Mary Bronstein – Dr. Spring (Director and cameo role)

Ivy Wolk – Diana

Daniel Zolghadri – Stephen

Delaney Quinn – The Daughter

Ronald Bronstein – Caroline’s Husband

Lark White – Vanessa

Josh Pais – Brad

Eva Kornet – Herself

Mark Stolzenberg – Clinic Parking Attendant

Helen Hong – Eva

Ella Beatty – Kate